Reflections on retirement - retirement quotes
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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
wrinkles for pimples does not create a wise man from a fool.
the face may wrinkle let the heart retain the smooth expression of eternal
are never too old to be young or too young to be old – it’s all a
matter of perspective.
is no age which can be termed ‘too old’ – for no matter what your
age the years to follow are eagerly awaited with hope and expectation.
you grow older you realise the true value of friendship - appreciate how
important it is to have congenial companions around you. And so autumn
friendships, more than those of any other time, are warm and kind and
when you are very, very old it’s still possible to do everything you
could do as a youth – it just takes a little longer, requires a bit more
effort and necessitates having a resuscitation unit on standby.
every passing year the pendulum of times appears to swing swifter and so
each new birthday arrives before you’ve fully recovered from the last.
is much better, by far, to be seventy and happy than forty and miserable.
is the time for new blossom - a time full of vibrant energy and
expectations. Summer is the time for ripening – a time filled with
responsibilities and commitments. But the Autumn years are best of all –
for this is the time to reap the harvest of life.
for old age is essential and should be started the moment you turn eighty.
a wise old owl who doesn’t give a hoot about age.
down – it’s the only way to appreciate the view.
age holds the key to a treasure trove of memories you did not even know
that you possessed.
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