,

Reflections on growing old : growing old disgracefully 

  Weird Web Sites - Joke Collection

Return to Weird Websites

 

Copyright Stuart Macfarlane

 

Growing old is a question of mind over matter. Provided you donít mind it really doesnít matter.

     

No matter what your age you always look upon the last five years with regret and to the next five with apprehension.

 

Life is a theatre Ė growing old the drama to be performed. Itís just unfortunate that no dress rehearsal is allowed.

 

Mastering the art of growing old requires many years of dedicated practice.

Ageing should be undertaken like a fine wine maturing rather than an inferior cheese decaying.

 

As a youth you desperately want to change the world. As you grow older you discover that the world is changing faster than you can endure.

 

 

 

 

 

Return to Weird Websites for more jokes on growing old disgracefully 

Send your favourite funny reflections on growing old reflections on growing old jokes retirement jokes to s@q30.net