Reflections on growing old : growing old disgracefully |
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Copyright Stuart Macfarlane
Growing old is a question of mind over matter. Provided you don’t mind it really doesn’t matter.No
matter what your age you always look upon the last five years with regret
and to the next five with apprehension.
Life is a theatre – growing old the drama to be performed. It’s just unfortunate that no dress rehearsal is allowed.Mastering
the art of growing old requires many years of dedicated practice.
Ageing should be undertaken like a fine wine maturing rather than an inferior cheese decaying.As a youth you desperately want to change the world. As you grow older you discover that the world is changing faster than you can endure.
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