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Teacher:
If I give you two rabbits and another three rabbits, how many rabbits
would you have? Paddy: Six! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and another three rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Paddy: Six! Teacher: Let's try another way. If I give you two apples and another three apples, how many apples would you have? Paddy: Five. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and another three rabbits, how many rabbits would you have? Paddy: Six! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that two rabbits plus three rabbits makes six? Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home! 

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