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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and another three rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Paddy: Six!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and another three rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Paddy: Six!

Teacher: Let's try another way. If I give you two apples and another three apples, how many apples would you have?
Paddy: Five.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and another three rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Paddy: Six!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that two rabbits plus three rabbits makes six?
Paddy: I've already got one rabbit at home!

 

 

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