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Bizarre Translation Du Jour

Beware!! Using on-line translators get get you into an awful lot of trouble!!! For often what you end up saying is far from what you mean. We have translated some common English phrases into other languages then back to English. The results are somewhat surprising:

English I have a strange rash on my private parts and would like you to give me a penicillin injection.

Dictionary.com Chinese :: I have the strange measles and can look like you in my private part to give me the penicillin injection.

DICTIONARY.COM Korean :: Me my, acquisition of wealth there will be a tumor which is strange in you in me it will like the fact that it will decrease pouring which is recorded, they the place.

DICTIONARY.COM Italian :: I have an eruption disowned on mine you leave classified and I would want give them to me an injection of penicillin.

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Eeyore  "One can't complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday."

"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.

Eeyore shook his head from side to side.

"Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to have felt at all how for a long time."

"I'm not asking anybody," said Eeyore. "I'm just telling everybody. We can look for the North Pole, or we can play 'Here we go gathering Nuts and May' with the end part of an ant's nest. It's all the same to me."

Women !!!!