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Joke for Holidays
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers. 'Oh honey, ' said the young nymph, 'Does that mean we're going to do it three times?''No, ' said the old man, 'it means you can take your pick. '
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Totally Weird Joke
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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Office Humor
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: Why did the blonde call the job centre?
A: She wanted to find out how to cook food stamps.
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Business Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. An economist was about to give a presentation in Washington, DC on the problems with Black-Scholes model of option pricing and was expecting no more than a dozen of government officials attending. To his amazement, when he arrived, the room was packed with edgy, tough-looking guys in shades. Still, after five or so minutes into the presentation all of them stood up and left without a word. The economist found out only later that his secretary ran the presentation through a spell-checker and what was 'The Problem with Black-Scholes' became 'The Problem with Black Schools'.
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Friendship Joke
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got madand stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came backcompletely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out ofthe room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came backhimself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied'If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator'.
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Criminal Joke
Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk? Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.
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