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Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Love and Marriage Joke
What happened at the cannibal's wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.
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Computing Joke
'Baby's First Ornament' would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree.
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Mental health Joke
What is the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist? If you say to a psychiatrist 'I hate my mother, ' he will ask 'Why do you say that?' while a psychologist will say 'Thank you for sharing that with us. '
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Food and Drink Joke
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
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Celebrities Joke
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says 'I want to be Mozart. ' Swartzeneger says: 'In that case. . . I'll be Bach. '
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Farmer Joke
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long. 'Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses. ' explained the driver. 'What did you tell the farmer?' Limbaugh asked. The chauffeur replied, 'I told him I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig. '
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Monster Joke
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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