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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
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Bumper Stickers - 2
Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
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Mad Joke
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the firing squad. The commander yells, 'Ready. . . Aim. . . ' and the brunette yells 'Earthquake!!!'Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the brunette escapes. The commander then tells his soldiers to get up. 'Ready. . . Aim. . . ' and the redhead yells 'Tornado!!!'Immediately the soldiers fall to the ground and in the confusion the redhead escapes. The commander then yells to his soldiers to get up. 'Ready. . . Aim. . . ' and the blonde yells 'Fire!!!'
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Business Joke
As an administrative assistant at a chiropractic office, I called an insurance company to verify benefits for a patient. Although the call was important, I couldn't reach a human being, only a recording.
'Thank you for calling,' said the message. 'Our office will be closed until two o'clock as we enjoy our Customer Appreciation Week Celebration. '
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Joke for Halloween
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he was not having sex with that woman. . . Of course he was referring to Hillary!
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Father Joke
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, 'Take only one. God is watching. '
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Witch Joke
Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.
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Short Stupid Joke
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to figure out where to go on the next trip. The brunette said, 'We should go to Mars. 'The redhead said, 'We should go to the Moon. 'The brunette and the redhead sat there arguing for a while. Suddenly, the blonde shouts, 'Stop arguing! I know where the next expedition should be to . . . the Sun!'The brunette and the redhead looked at each other and started laughing. The brunette finally said, 'You can't go to the Sun. You would melt or burn up before you even got close!'The blonde said, 'DUH. . . Not if you go at night!'
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