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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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College Humor
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
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Criminal Joke
What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !
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Computer Joke
Have you heard about the Disney virus? It make everything on your computer go Goofy.
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Farmer Joke
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the tires squeal
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Miscellaneous Joke
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a hand-written sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign read 'WHERE AM I?' in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign read 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER'. The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to the Seattle-Tacoma airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the 'YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER' sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded 'I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer. '
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each others back and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old friendship. 'Let's have a drink like we did in the old days, ' the first Scotwinked at his mate. 'Aye, ' his mate replied. 'And don't forget it's your shout. '
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The more I learn, the less I understand.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!
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