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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, 'Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?' 'Why, officer?' asks the blonde. 'Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed. ' 'Oh my goodness, ' exclaims the blonde, 'I left my baby on the bus!'
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Romance Joke
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc. , and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says, 'It's OK. We get it on every week or so, but it's no big adventure; how's yours?' Sally replies, 'It's just great, ever since we got into S&M. ' Sue is aghast. 'Really, Sally, I never would have quessed that you would go for that!!' Oh, sure, ' says Sally, 'He Snores while I Masturbate. '
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
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Relationships Joke
I overheard a friend telling his pal, 'I can't break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning. ' 'What is she doing?' the pal asks. 'Waiting for me to get home. '
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you get if you cross a Scottish legend with a bad egg?
The Loch Ness Pongster.
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Biologist Joke
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at by a group of thugs operating a pot farm. This happens several times and the local law enforcement refuses to investigate. On their last day on the island they happen into a huge pile of harvested grass that has been set out to dry. Quickly they decide to set it on fire to pay the thugs back for shooting at them. The fire takes off and sends plumes of smoke into the sky. As they are running for their boat, they notice that the soaring birds are acting weird, spiraling out of control and crashing into the trees. The next day they read the headlines in the local paper: Pot Farm Burns - No Tern Left Unstoned.
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Bar Joke - 1
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5 So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves. The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see's the horse and the jar, this time it says: You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. COST $10 So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks 'How did you do that?' The guy says 'The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!'
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At Work Joke
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office. 'Do you know what time we quit around here ?' he asked. 'Sure !' the girl nervously giggled. 'Whenever somebody knocks on the door. '
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