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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of ya mam jokes and other funny jokes |
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Insect Joke
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at '30
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Cop Joke
At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : 'In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police. 'Russian : 'In Russia we don't require that you dial anything. '
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Funny Kids Joke
What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
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Relationships Joke
What is the difference between girls aged:'8
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Free Adult Joke
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive. The husband says, 'I'll just nip around by their window and see what they are doing. We can maybe get some ideas to spice up our 50th year!'Sure enough, through a crack in the curtains he sees the young couple engaged in foreplay. They are naked, sitting on the floor some distance apart with their legs spread. The young man is shooting marbles, aiming to lodge them between her vertical lips; she is tossing doughnuts, aiming to ring them around his erect member. After a few minutes of this, they rush together and make mad tumultuous love like crazed weasels. The old man is quite excited by this idea, and makes his way back to his eagerly waiting wife. He describes the game, his wife getting more and more aroused herself. 'Darling, this is going to be so good, ' she says, 'Run right out and get some grapefruit and Lifesavers!'
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Dumb Joke
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:'The seatbelt sign is on Mr. President, would you please put the stewardess in the upright position. '
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Car and train Joke
Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don't look I'm changing!!
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Totally Weird Joke
A little girl asks her Mom, 'May I take the dog for a walk around the block?'Mom says, 'No honey, the dog is in heat. ''What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your Father. I think he's in the garage'. The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Susie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom but she said the dog was in heat and said I should ask you'. Her Dad said, 'Bring Susie over here'. He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's rear end with it and said, 'Ok, you can go now but keep Susie on the leash and only go one time around the block'. The little girl leaves and returns a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Her Dad asks, 'Where's Susie?'The girl replies, 'Susie ran out of gas about halfway down the block -and there's another dog pushing her home!
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