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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Kids Joke
'Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some explosive!'
'Well don't point him at me. '
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Space Joke
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !
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Doctor Joke
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, 'Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?' The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, 'Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb. ' The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #'1
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Bumper Stickers - 6
Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
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American Joke
A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
'Kin ya swaller?' asked Kenzie. The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
'Kin ya breathe?' asked Brian. The woman shook her head 'No!!!'
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her bum.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration 'Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dad.
Dad who?
Dad fuel to the fire!
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. December '18
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Bumper Stickers - 5
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.
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