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Funny College Joke
A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, 'Where would man be today if it were not for woman?' She paused a moment and looked around the room. 'I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?'From the back of the room came a voice. . . 'He'd still be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries!'
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Friends don't let friends miss out on heaven.
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Joke for Kids
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor!
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Funny Famous Joke
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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Dirty Joke
Wife: 'Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?' ! Husband: 'Because I don't want to wake you. '
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Dumb Men Joke
This man says to his friend, ' I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel. '
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Aviation Joke
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her. She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room. 'You can't get out of your room?' the captain asked, 'Why not?'The stewardess replied, 'There are only three doors in here, 'she cried, ' one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!'
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Christmas Joke - 1
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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