|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of witty wings and other funny jokes |
|
Business Joke
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
= = = = = = = = = =
Computer Joke
1. donut stacker (with freshness cover)
2. paperweight
3. toilet paper holder
4. cookie cutter
5. wheel and axle for a small soap box racer
6. finger puppet stand
7. single hole punch
8. receipt spike
9. miniature hat stand
10. bagel/sandwich container (seals in freshness!)
11. watch or bracelet rack
12. cut a hole in the top to make a piggy bank
13. salad maker
14. cereal bowl
15. Jell-O mould
16. doll case
17. drill holes to make your own home-made Ker Plunk game
18. martini shaker
19. spray paint orange to make a very small pylon
20. hamburger patty former (don't mind the holes!)
= = = = = = = = = =
Political Joke
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
= = = = = = = = = =
Children Joke
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don't bother - I'll ask her myself.
= = = = = = = = = =
Computing Joke
Dear Boss, I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all the company calendars so that the year 2000 is ready to go with the following improved months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk. In addition, I have changed the days of the week, and they are now: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak and Saturdak. Is it enough, or should I change any other Y to K? I am a fan of the New York Yankees. Should I call them New Kork Kankees in order to be Y2K ready?
= = = = = = = = = =
Joke for Holidays
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!
= = = = = = = = = =
Science Joke
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving bythe regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the humanbrain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
= = = = = = = = = =
Ethnic Joke - 2
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
