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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Men Joke
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
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Vampire Joke
What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old? A two-year-old vampire.
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Fishing Joke
What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !
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Religion Joke
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled at the Vatican, he takes them into the meeting hall and states, 'I have some really fantastic news and some very terrible news. ' Of course, all the cardinals want to hear the good news first, so the Pope tells them, 'Jesus Christ has returned to the world. The time of judgement is at hand, and our faith in his existence is justified. 'After the commotion dies down a bit, one of the cardinals speaks up, asking what the terrible news is. The Pope replies, 'He was callingfrom Salt Lake City. '
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Friendship Joke
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.
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Joke for Holidays
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
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Short Joke
1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed with a girl that has more problems than you have.
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Ghost Joke
What did one ghost say to another? I'm sorry, but I just don't believe in people.
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