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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Irish Joke
The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. 'Here, ' he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, 'do you call that pig?' 'Which end of the fork, sir?' the waitress asked sweetly.
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Snowman Joke
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
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Best Joke Online
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them. Then the first engineer who was a mechanical engineer said, 'don't worry its probably engine problems. I will just pop open the hood and take a look at the motor'. Then the second engineer, who was an electrical engineer, said, 'no, no , no. It is an electrical problem. Just let me look at the fuse box and I will find the problem'. The third engineer, who was a chemical engineer, said, 'its just a problem with the fuel. Flush out all of the gas and replace it with new gas and you will see that the car will be fine. 'Then the three engineers looked at the fourth who was a computer engineer. And his response was. . . 'Why don't we just get out of the car, shut all of the doors, and then open them again and get back in and start it!'
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Animal World
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. 'You know, it's not your fault that the dog died. He's probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God. ' Susie, still crying, said 'What would God want with a dead dog?'
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, 'Mick! I lost me finger!' 'Have you now?' says Mick. 'And how did you do it?' 'I just touched this big spinning thing here. . . No! There goes another one!'
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.
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Men Joke
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary. The husband decides to give his wife a gift, a tombstone, with the inscription: 'Here lies my wife. . . . . cold as ever' Later the furious wife bought a return present, a tombstone with the inscription: 'Here lies my husband. . . . . stiff at last'
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