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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Witch Joke
What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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Friendship Joke
Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany . . . Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money. Agent: Whoa there just a minute, Susan; it doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of the old barn and provide you with a new one of comparable worth. Susan, after a pause: I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband.
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Accountant Joke
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building. . . he suddenly notices thatone is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:'why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap outof that building?'The blond answers in a very weak voice: 'we wanted totry out our new maxi-pads with wings'. . .
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Celebrities Joke
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
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Strange Humor
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, 'Oh, about $15 or so I think. ' 'Well, ' said his Father, 'I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening. ' 'To be honest Dad, ' Little Johnny went on, 'we'd have done more, but that was all the money she had. '
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Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
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