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War Joke
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's home for an evening of bridge. The Lieutenant was partnered with the Colonel's wife and vice versa. After many hands, theLieutenant excused himself to use the toilet, but accidentally left the door ajar. When the sound of splashing echoed through the family room, his wife was greatly embarrassed and attempted to apologize, to which theColonel's wife smiled demurely, 'Don't worry about it; this is the first time all evening that I've been able to tell what he has in his hand. '
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot then looks into his pocket. he does this over and over again. finally the bartender asks why he orders a shot and after drinking it he looks into his pocket. the man responded ' i have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then I'll go home. '
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Just for Laughs Joke
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they both felt as ready as they could be. The Japanese won by a mile! Afterwards the American Team became very discouraged by the losses and morale began to sag. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A The 'Continuous Improvement Team' was established to investigate the problem and to recommend appropriate corrective action. THEIR CONCLUSION: The problem was that the Japanese Team had eight people rowing and one person steering, whereby the American Team had one person rowing and eight people steering. The American Corporate Steering Committee immediately hired a consulting firm to do a study on the management structure. After some time and millions of dollars, the consulting firm concluded that too many people were steering and not were rowing. To prevent losing to the Japanese again, the American Team's management structure was totally reorganized to three Steering Director, three Steering Managers, and two Steering Supervisors. Also a new performance system for the person rowing the boat was developed to give more incentive to work harder. 'We must give him empowerment and enrichment. That ought to do it. 'The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower to 'cut costs, sold all of the paddles, canceled all capital investments for new equipment, halted development of a new canoe, gave a 'Superior Performance' award to the consulting firm, and distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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Rabbit Joke
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!
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Blind Joke
A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, 'You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit. ' The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, 'You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher. '
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Science Joke
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week. 'Can I see it?' asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock. 'Oooh, ' squealed his friend, 'You look ten years younger!'
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Insect Joke
What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !
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