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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Each day is a gift.
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Dumb Men Joke
Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone.
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Men Joke
How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way.
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Priceless Joke
Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, 'Forgive me Father for I have sinned'. . . . . 'What have you done Tommy O'Connor' said the Priest. 'I had sex with a girl''Who was it Tommy?' 'I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin. ''Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan?' 'No Father, please forgive me for my sin. ''Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie?' 'No Father, I cannot tell you, please forgive me. ''Well then, was it Sarah Martha O'Keefe?' 'No Father, I cannot tell you who it was. ' 'Okay Tommy, go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven. 'So Tommy walked out to the pew where his friend Joseph was waiting. . . 'What did you get?' asked Joseph. 'Well, I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads!'
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Dumb Men Joke
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall talesbegins. The first says, 'I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands. 'The second can't stand to be bested. 'Why that's nothing. I was walkingdown the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under arock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bitits head off, and sucked the venom down in one gulp. And I'm still heretoday. 'The third cowboy remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Galway.
Galway who?
Galway, you are bothering me.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
Life is like a straw it sucks.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
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