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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Kids Joke
Why did the sparrow fly into the library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Cow Joke
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Microsoft Barbie . . . Barbie doll with Bill Gates' head
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Dirty Joke
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, 'I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar. 'The cucumber said to the pickle, 'Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad. 'The penis walks by and overhears them and says, 'I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up. '
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Doctor Joke
Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $1200 fee for the anesthesiologist. She called his office to demand an explanation.
'Is this some kind of mistake?' Margie asked when she got the doctor on the phone.
'No, not at all,' the doctor said calmly.
'Well,' said Margie, 'that's awfully costly for knocking someone out. '
'Not at all,' replied the doctor. 'I knock you out for free. The 1200 dollars is for bringing you back around. '
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.
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Various animal Joke
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a couple of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird turned to her mate. 'Dear, ' she chirped, 'I think it's time to tell him he's adopted. '
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland -- 'Left', so they turned around and went home.
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