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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of wit organisation and other funny jokes |
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Joke for Halloween
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. . . yes, it's true. To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer. They then observed that 100% of them:1: Gained weight. 2: Talked excessively without making sense. 3: Became emotional. 4: Called home just to see if anyone called. 5: Couldn't drive. 6: Went to the bathroom in groups. 7: Rearranged the furniture for no apparent reason. No further testing is planned.
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Silliest Joke
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. 'I don't like that new boyfriend, he's rough and common and bloody stupid with it. ' 'Oh no, Daddy, ' the daughter replied, 'Fred's ever so clever, we've only been going out nine weeks and he's cured me of that illness I used to get once a month. '
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Bed Joke
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed? Because he sleeps on a waterbed !
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Computer Joke
How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb? Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC7500439-'001
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Medical Joke
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. 'Doc, ' he says, 'I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again. ''What dream?' asked the shrink, not really paying attention. 'You know, ' says the man, 'the one where I'm into sadism and bestiality and necrophilia. Should I be worried or am I just beating a dead horse?'
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Aviation Joke
On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apart from the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several items of carry-on luggage were launched down the aisle. After slowing up, the aircraft turned off the runway and turned towards the stand and over the PA came 'Good morning ladies gentlemen, this is Captain Smith, welcome to Luton. . . and if any of you were asleep. . . I bet you're not now!'
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Joke for Holidays
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer. Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but he's too polite to say anything. 'When I tee off, ' the singer explains, 'I have a guy call to me from the green. My sharp sense of hearing lets me aim. 'Tiger is impressed, and Stevie suggests that they play a round. When Tiger agrees, Stevie asks, 'How about if we play for $'100
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Various animal Joke
What do you call a neurotic octopus? A crazy, mixed-up squid.
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