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Dumb Men Joke
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind2. No business.
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Situations Humor
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, 'I'll have a shave and a shoe shine. ' The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, 'Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room. ' She replied, 'I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, 'Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference. ' She said, 'You tell him. He is the one shaving you. '
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Ethnic Humor
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear, 'Baby, I wanna' 69!'She gives him a strange look and replies, 'You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?'
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A man comes in to the room and says to his wife, 'I'm going to the pub. Get your coat on. ' The wife, overjoyed that he has included her in his activity replies, 'Does that mean that you are taking me with you, darling?' The husband replies, 'No - I'm turning the heating off.
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Political Joke
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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Dumb People Joke
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
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Funny College Joke
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says 'TO BE CONTINUED!'
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Dirty Joke
Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.
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