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Politics Humor
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute. 'I'd salute you back, Sergeant, ' says the President, 'but as you can see, I've got my hands full. ''Yes, sir, ' replies the sergeant. 'Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs. ''Why, these aren't pigs, ' the President responds. 'These are RAZORBACKS!''Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir. ''Yup, ' Clinton continues. 'Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for Hillary. 'The sergeant replies: 'Very good trade, sir -- very good trade. '
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Computing Joke
Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to monitor your tree for reasons of national security.
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Dumb Men Joke
Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Men Joke
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.
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Dance Joke
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party? A. A One Liner!
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Ethnic Humor
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, 'What's your name and address?' 'I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address. ' The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. 'I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy. '
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American Joke
Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white government official, 'You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done. '
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'
The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then calmly replied. 'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex. '
Then the chief leaned back and smiled. 'Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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