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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Very Silly Joke
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. 'I just got this amazing watch, ' he tells her, 'it can reads alpha waves, and can tell me what a person is thinking. ' 'What does it say about me?' asked the blonde. 'It says you want to sleep with me. ' said the man. 'Sorry, ' said the blonde, 'I think your watch is broken. ' 'Hmmm, ' said the man slowly examining the watch, 'It seems to be running an hour fast. . . '
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Teeth Joke
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
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Religion Joke
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside. On the way in one of the wise men hits his head on the low entranceway. 'Jesus Christ!' he says. Joseph says, 'Quick, Mary, write that down! It's a hell of a lot better than Clyde!'
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Computer Joke
A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. 'Yeah, I got me a couple of friends, ' the man said. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said, 'Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks. '
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Bible Joke
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older priest what he should give a cocksucker. 'Oh, ' says the older priest, 'give the altar boy a dollar or so, if you feel like it. Personally, I never give them more than fifty cents. '
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Miscellaneous Joke
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations! You've won one free game of Toilet Tennis! Look Left. You look left and it reads: Look Right You look right and it reads: Look Left. . .
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES. . . . you must be feeling very lucky today.
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Very Silly Joke
'You know, ' a guy told his buddies, 'I'm a lucky man. I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work. ''What did she do?' someone asked. 'She was so happy to have me home, ' he said, 'that every time someone came to the door, like the mailman or milkman, she'd shout, 'My husbands home! My husband's home!''
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