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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Romance Joke
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember
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Funny Men Joke
Man walks into the Doctors office. 'I have the results of your test and I'm afraid your going to die' Says the Doctor. The Man asks 'How long do I have to live?' 'Ten', replies the Doctor. 'What the hell does that mean', the Man asks. 'Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?' The Doctor Replies 'Nine'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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Law Enforcement Joke
While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a fortune teller sitting under an umbrella. She was just sitting there smiling and laughing. The motorist passed on by and went a couple of miles on down the road. All of a sudden he spun his car around and sped back toward the fortune teller. As he got closer to the still laughing fortune teller he began to slow down. He pulled up next to the woman and jumped out of his car and suddenly began slapping and beating her. A policeman passing by screeched to a stop and wrestled the man to the ground. After cuffing the man he stood him up and asked him, 'What do you think you're doing?' After a moment the man replied, . . . 'Well, I've always wanted to strike a happy medium. '
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Dumb Men Joke
Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Dumb Joke
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal illness
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Dirty Joke
Q: What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar
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Silliest Joke
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they argued all nightas to who had the rightTo do what, with which and to whom
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