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Dog Joke - 2
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
I was married 3 times explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, 'and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull. ' 'That's a shame. ' said his friend , 'How did it happen?' 'She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!'
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Satire Joke
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes!What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?Data transfer. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?'I wonder if it's mine?'How do you confuse a blonde?Give her a package of M&M's and tell her to put them in alphabetical order. Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?Because she read that one child out of every four born, was Chinese. Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?She couldn't learn the route. Why did the blonde drive around the block fifty-seven times?Her turn signal was stuck. Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?She needed them for the darkroom she was building. Why are the Japanese so smart?No blondes.
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Naughty Joke
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, 'If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?''Hell no!' the guy said. The stranger then asked, 'If you felt further into yourcrack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?'The man said, 'Of course not. ''Wanna go camping?'
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Strange Humor
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, 'Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if that's your pa. '
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Insect Joke
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !
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Situations Humor
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with nogreenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, 'Howdy Saint Peter. Say, thislooks just like Arizona. ' 'The gatekeeper replied, 'First of all, I'm notSaint Peter. . . and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?'
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Military Joke
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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