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Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next!
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Insect Joke
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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Golf Joke
Well Caddy, How do you like my game?
Very good, Sir! But personally I prefer Golf
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Irish Joke
Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this she was wrong; her husband thought about her too much. One morning on his way to work, he thought about her so much that he got off the subway at 34th Street and went to the Greyhound Terminal and took a bus to Yuma, Arizona.
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Pig Joke
A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over. Cop says 'Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?', driver says 'Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field. ', cop says' I want you to take that pig to the zoo!' the driver agrees he will take the pig to the zoo. So the next day the cop sees the guy driving around again and pulls him over. 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING?I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT PIG TO THE ZOO!!' reply, 'Well I did take the pig to the zoo. We had such a good time we are going to the ball game now. '
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Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
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Medical Joke
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70. They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearable hot, sticky day. The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was fresh as a daisy. 'I don't understand, ' he marveled, 'how you can listen to drooling patients from morning till night on a day like this and still look so spry and unbothered when it's over. 'The older analyst said simply, 'Who listens?'
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How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
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