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Car and train Joke
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside him. 'Don't move!' said the conductor. 'We've called an ambulance. ' 'Naw, ' said the boy, getting to his feet. 'I ain't hurt so bad. That steel wall musta broke my fall!'
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Humor Joke
Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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Family Comedy Joke
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel. As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, 'What huge buttocks!' Much offended, she threw him into the corridor. The second man, also undressing, says to his wife, 'Christ! What huge tits!. 'She is also greatly offended and throws him out into the corridor. Several minutes later, the third newlywed husband arrives in the corridor as well. The other two ask, 'What happened? Did you put your foot in it?''No, but I could have!' the third man replied.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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Love and Marriage Joke
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Buck reaches over and puts his hand on Thurleen's knee. Thurleen smiles, blushes and says, 'Oh Buck, we're married now, you can go farther than that!' So he drove on to Laredo.
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Horse Joke
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
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Cop Joke
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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