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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Lawyer Joke
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
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Divorce Joke
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.
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Simple Joke
Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!
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Clean Humor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated -'I want to leave no tern unstoned'
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Marriage Joke
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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Mom Joke
You know you're a mom when you're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, Not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, rollerblading, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet . . . you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
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Conserve water - Shower with a friend
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Great Joke
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
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