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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Mad Joke
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place. 'Well, ' said the demon, 'the kegs all have holes in the bottoms, and the blondes don't!'
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Dentist Joke
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, 'I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible. ' 'You're a brave man, ' said the dentist. 'Now, show me which tooth it is. ' The husband turns to his wife and says, 'Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear. '
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Silliest Joke
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: 'Pierre, kiss me!' Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. 'What are you doing, Pierre?', says the startled Marie. 'I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine! She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower. ' Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. 'Pierre! What are you doing?
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Dentist Joke
What is a dentist's office? A filling station.
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Top 100 Joke
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church's focus is the Bible: Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December '3
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Cat Joke
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!
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Dirty Joke
Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
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Mouse Joke
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
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