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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Apple Joke
Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ? Because they're crab apples !
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Honk If You Want To See My Finger
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Joke for Halloween
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. For collateral, he offers his new Rolls Royce. The bank is satisfied and parks it in their secured underground garage. Two weeks later to the day, the man returns to the bank, repays the $5000 and interest of $15. 41. The loan officer says inquiringly, 'Sir, we were delighted to have your business but, in checking your credit, we learned you are a multimillionaire. Why ever did you need to borrow $5000?''Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for $15. 41?'
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Rabbit Joke
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
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Joke of the Day
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
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Face Joke
Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
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Salesmen Joke
A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, 'Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!' The salesman said, 'Why not ?' and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life and Clinton politics. Shortly thereafter, they both jumped.
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Law and Lawyer Joke
At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer in the whole town hadn't made a contribution. This guy was making about $'600
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