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Village Idiot Joke
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The old man can't believe it. He takes all his little sample jars and goes home. At home, he tells his wife that the doctor wants stool, urine, blood, and semen samples. The wife looks aghast and then realisation spreads like the dawn across her wrinkled facial features. 'That's easy, ' she says, relief obvious in her voice. 'All he wants is your pajama pants!'
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Friendship Joke
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. 'Would it be right, ' he asked, 'for a person to profitfrom the mistakes of another?' 'Absolutely not!' replied the pastor. 'In that case, ' said the young man, 'I wonder if you'd considerreturning the hundred dollars I paid you to marry my wife and melast July. '
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Marriage Joke
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually still alive. She lives for ten more years and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same church and at the end of the ceremony, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, 'WATCH OUT FOR THAT WALL!'
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Various animal Joke
What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!
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Car and train Joke
The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his bag in and climb aboard, gasping for air. seeking at him, another man said, 'Young man, you should be in better shape! At your age, I could catch the train by a gnat's whisker and still be fresh. Look at you, panting away. ' The young man took a deep breath and said, 'Pop, I missed this train at the *last* station. '
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Dinosaur Joke
What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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Answer me this Joke
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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Aviation Joke
From a Southwest Airlines employee: 'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft. . . '
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