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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !
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Ethnic Humor
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. 'Look at their reserve, their calm, ' muses the Brit. 'They must be British. ' 'Nonsense, ' the Frenchman disagrees. 'They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French. ' 'No clothes, no shelter, ' the Russian points out, 'they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian. '
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Judge Joke
The judge said to his dentist: 'Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth. '
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock Knock Who's there? Andrew! Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock Knock Who's there? Andy! Andy who? Andy mosquito bit me again! Knock Knock Who's there? Astor! Astor who? Astor the ball is over!
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Computer Joke
The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Wednesday, October '21
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