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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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School Joke
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it. Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, 'My mom says I can take the course as long as there's no homework. '
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Pig Joke
What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? 'Heavy!'
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Best Joke Online
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, sitting a few bar stools down from them, turning blue from the Armadillo burger she ate too fast. The first Texan said to the other, 'Think we oughtta help?''Yep, reckon so', says the second. The first Texan gets up, walks over to the lady and asks, 'Can you breathe?'She shakes her head, 'no'. 'Can you speak?' he then asks. She shakes her head, 'no', again. With that, he helps her to her feet, lifts up her skirt, and starts to lick her on the butt. She is so shocked, she coughs up the obstruction and begins to breathe again, with great relief. The first Texan turns back to his friend and says with a smile, 'Funny how that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!'
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Bed Joke
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the blooming door!
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
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No matter where you go; you're there.
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Dance Joke
What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Vaults.
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