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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Weird Women Joke
What's the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls' undies? Clitty litter.
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Movie and TV Joke
What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
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Dog Joke - 1
How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key.
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Joke for Kids
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
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Business Joke
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working. . the one says to the other ' hey how come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?' pointing to the supervisor. The other says, 'I don't know, go ask him. ' So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says 'Hey, how come we do all a da work and you get all a da money?' The supervisor says 'Intelligence'. Guido says 'what is this intelligence?' The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says 'Hita my hand as hard as you can!' Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor says 'That's intelligence'. Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and his co-worker says 'Hey what did he say?' With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his face and says 'hita my hand as hard as you can. . . '
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Ethnic Humor
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, 'CHING. . . CHANG. . . CHUN. . . ' The negro was amazed. He asked the chinaman what was going on. 'Oh', said the chinee, 'magic spirit of the lake echo back the names of your ancient ancestors as your stone skip upon the sacred waters'. 'Wow', said the negro, 'can I try it?'. 'Certainly', replied the chinaman. The negro picked up the biggest stone he could find, and gave it a mighty heave across the waters. . . and as it skipped across the waters, the mountains echoed back 'CHIM. . . PAN. . . ZEE. . . . '
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