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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Redneck Joke
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog can tell time?
A clockshund!
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Bumper Stickers - 7
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
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Joke of the Day
Now I lay me down to sleep, from the nightstand buttons beep. PC all set to download a file, and send the mail in a little while. Then gather the news before the dawn, and all the scores from fans long gone. The AC is set to cut back on cool;Lights to blink, the burglars to fool. Alarm clock set on delayed shutoff;CD to play some, then cutoff. Sleep-maker set on medium tension, Voice mail set on no-wake suspension. Burglar alarm on delay activate;Carport lite on, for son who's late. Mr. Coffee all set to percolate;Dishwasher to run at ten of eight. Air purifier cleans each hour tonite;Water filter to fill the tank just right. VCR to tape three good shows, Something to watch during winter snows. Motion detectors on, to check what moves;White noise machine set to seaside soothes. Camcorder is ready to film in a flashBlender's all set, the fruit to mash. Lord, Bless our all-electric domain;Keep lightning away should it rain. Let no errant shock reset it all;Watch over the breaker box in the hall. I'm wide awake now from all this hassle;God bless our multi-megawatt castle. - Author Unknown
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Computer Joke
How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out? Hide their trainers.
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Father Joke
A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front
door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a
piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard. The priest took the chalk and wrote in larg
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
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