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Bumper Stickers - 6
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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Frog Joke
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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At Work Joke
Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said, 'Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open. ' He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office. 'By the way Miss Smith, ' he said, 'When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention ?' 'Why no sir, ' she replied, 'All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags. '
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Weird Women Joke
Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
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Various animal Joke
What is a buttress? A female goat.
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Love and Marriage Joke
Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- Catch-22Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one. He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that. Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken DoddHusband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife.
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Bible Joke
4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV. The first one said she wanted towatch the INDY 500. The second one wanted to watch the sexy Shawn Michelson WWF. The third nun said she wanted to watch the knitting channel so shecan knit some mittens for the kitchen. The fourth nun said she wanted towatch the discovery channel on how a baby is born. After some dicussion, they all decided to flip channels every 2 seconds so they can watch thesame things. This is what is sounded like:And they're off! They're on top of each other! In. . . Out. . . In. . . Out. . . andyes, the baby is born!
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Face Joke
Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you're wearing it out.
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