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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bizarre Joke
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find his patient sitting on the floor, sawing at a piece of wood with the side of his hand. Meanwhile, another patient was in the room, hanging from the ceiling by his feet. The doctor asked his patient what he was doing, sitting on the floor. The patient replied in an irritated fashion, 'Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?' The doctor inquired, 'And what is the fellow hanging from the ceiling doing?' 'Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb. ' The doctor asks, 'If he's your friend, don't you think you should get him down from there before he hurts himself?' 'What? And work in the dark!?!'
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Humorous Joke
What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.
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Dog Joke - 1
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
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Silliest Joke
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the ground.
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Law Joke
Any time a lawyer is seen and not heard, it's a shame to wake him.
Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.
Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
A lawyer's job is secure - who would build a robot to do nothing?
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Baby Joke
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
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Joke of the Day
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective Feb. '25
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Idiot and fool Joke
Fred: Do you think I'm a fool? Harry: No. But what's my opinion against thousands of others?
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