|
|
|
The
Best Humor Sites on the Internet |
|
Christmas Jokes
Funny Jokes Online
MOCKERY
Ghost Pictures
Ghost Stories
Hilarious Horoscopes
Bizarre Webcam
notMENSA
society for the stupid
Cheap posters
Raunchiest Riddles
Worst Jobs in the World
Love Poems
Inspirational Poems
Funny Poems
Famous Poems
Free Diet Plans
Top Paying
Keywords
Keyword Suggestions
Everything you want to know about everything!
Weird eBay
mesothelioma types
Top 100 Baby Names
flowers online
Poker Articles
Free View Webcams
Work from Home
World History
Baby Name Chooser
Text Links
Online Advertising
Flowers
Top searches
Weird Website
Children's Books
Scottish Jokes
Robert Burns Poems
Midge Jokes
Fathers Jokes
Funny Jokes
Love Quotes
Famous Quotes
Inspirational Quotes
Funny Quotes
Movie Quotes
Friendship Quotes
Get Found
anime girls
5QS |
|
|
No animals were eaten, killed, maimed, wounded, slightly
injured, experimented on, tortured, eaten, sacrificed, frightened,
bullied, teased, humiliated, tickled, upset, ravished, tantalized,
pulled out of a hat, dishonoured or criticised during the making of this
website. Some jokes however were severely tortured in an effort to make
them funny. |
| |
|
|
Welcome to our archive of jokes, riddles, poems and .
. . everything!!!
Over the years we have published over 100,000 jokes,
50,000 poems, 40,000 riddles, 20,000 pictures, 10,000 funny articles
and 2 combine harvesters.
So have a look around, enjoy and get those crops cut
as soon as possible!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
|
|
|
Archive of weird fancy dress and other funny jokes |
|
Situations Humor
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, 'I'm sorry to bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket. ' The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, 'I've got a better idea. . . let's pretend we're married. ' 'Why not?' giggles the woman. 'Good, ' he replies. 'Get your own blanket. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Elderly People Joke
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, show's her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, 'Well get back down there, pulldown your pants, and see if you can get disability!'
= = = = = = = = = =
Space Joke
What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam.
= = = = = = = = = =
College Humor
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
= = = = = = = = = =
Spiked Humor
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: 'For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service. ' Sign at fast-food place: 'PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!' Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: 'Ladies may have a fit upstairs. ' Sign in a Rhodes tailor shop: 'Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. ' Sign from the Soviet Weekly: 'There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Aets by '15
= = = = = = = = = =
Insect Joke
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
= = = = = = = = = =
Ethnic Joke - 2
Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion gothim out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearesthospital. 'Well, Doc, ' he inquired anxiously, 'is he going to make it?' 'It's tough, ' said the doctor. 'He'd have a better chance if youhadn't gutted him first. '
= = = = = = = = = =
Celebrities Joke
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect '10'? Two 5 year olds.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Note : Many of our jokes have been
submitted by guests - if you find any that are offensive please let
us know and they will be removed immediately. |
|
| |
|
