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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Government Humor
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn't get his dick out of its ass. Sent by BL. STEVENS
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Bumper Stickers - 7
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Various animal Joke
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
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Clinton Joke
Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia? A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict.
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Children Joke
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, 'Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?''Yes, dear, ' replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it. 'But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?'
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Humor Joke
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The mother said to the young man, 'That was wonderful. You should be a doctor!'The ungrateful father jumped up, twisted the boy's arm behind his back and yelled, 'Doctor, my ass! He's going to be our son-in-law. Smell his fingers!'
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Computing Joke
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec. bat file. He said it said 'File not found'. I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec. bat listed. He said, 'Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it says bat. 'I said type this in 'type autoexec. bat'. Again he got 'File not found'. I asked him to tell me exactly what he typed. He said, 'I typed just what you told me: `type autoexecdotbat'.
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