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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. One-armed piano players must perform for free. Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. The 'Ice Cream Man' and his truck are banned. The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
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Monster Joke
What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.
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Computer Joke
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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Medical Joke
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!
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Joke for Halloween
Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and joined them in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked humbly, 'Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam war. . . could you help me?''Of course, my son', Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back, he felt relief for the first time in years. The second man, who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving, asked if Jesus could do anything about his eyesight. Jesus smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them in the lake. When they hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When Jesus turned to the union worker, the guy put his hands up and cried defensively, 'Don't touch me! I'm on long-term disability!'
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Legal Humor
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, . . . . . . . not counting the urn!
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