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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Women Joke
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn't like her!?!!
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Insect Joke
What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ? Worm your way out of that one !
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Law and Lawyer Joke
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish. . .
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Banana Joke
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
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Criminal Joke
Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.
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Totally Weird Joke
1. American Express calls and says: 'Leave home without it!'2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln. 5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. 6. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes. 7. Your rob Peter. . . and then rob Paul. 8. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change. 9. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. 10. Your bologna has no first name. 11. You give blood everyday. . . just for the orange juice. 12. Sally Struthers sends you food. 13. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments. 14. At communion you go back for seconds.
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Election Joke
Chelsea asks Hillary, 'Mom, what did You have at the state dinner ?'
'Some beef, asparagus, and 769 green peas. '
'Don't bullshit me mom, when did You count the peas ?'
'When Your father was giving his speech. '
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E-mail Joke
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
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