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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Relationships Joke
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses. 'Boy, ' said the farmer, 'that sure makes me want todo the same. ''Well, go ahead, ' said his girlfriend. 'It's your cow. '
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Sporting Joke
This fellow walks into a restaurant, orders a drink, and asks the waiter if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke. 'Listen buddy,' he growled. 'See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?' 'Nah, guess not,' the man replied. 'I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times. '
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Bible Joke
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
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E-mail Joke
I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.
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Funny College Joke
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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Blonde Joke - 2
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, 'I think they could be bird tracks. ' The second blonde went to look and said, 'No, I think these are deer tracks. ' They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks. She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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Idiot and fool Joke
Holton sat down in a Green Bay restaurant and said to the waitress, 'Do you know whether the milk from this dairy is pasteurized?' 'Sure is!' she answered. 'Every morning they turn the cows out to pasture. '
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