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Bible Joke
A minister was asked by a politician, 'Name something the government can do to help the church. 'The minister replied, 'Quit making one dollar bills. '
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Book title Joke
The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw
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Joke for Kids
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike. The officer says, 'Pull over, ' and the driver pulls over to the side of the road. He says, 'I'm sorry, officer, was I speeding?'The police officer says, 'No, mate, but your wife fell out of the car a mile back. 'The man replies, 'Oh, that explains it. I thought I was going deaf!'
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Firefighter Joke
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
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Dead and dying Joke
What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
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Criminal Joke
t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, 'What are you charged with?' 'Doing my Christmas shopping early, ' replied the defendant. 'That's no offense, ' said the judge. 'How early were you doing this shopping?' 'Before the store opened, ' countered the prisoner.
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College Humor
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands.
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Marriage Joke
At his wedding reception, the young groom's granddad congratulated his grandson and said: 'The secret to enjoying a long and happy marriage, is to listen to each other at all times, respect each other's wishes and to try and have sex in moderation. That way, your marriage will last as long as your grandma's and mine has. '
Thanking him for his advice, the grandson said: 'What's sex like then when you get older, granddad?'
His granddad looked at his grandson, smiled and said: 'Just like trying to play pool with a piece of rope!'
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