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Dumb Men Joke
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
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Miscellaneous Joke
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, 'Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice. The priest said: 'Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?' 'Never Father, I'm Jewish. ' 'So then, why are you telling me?' 'Because I'm telling everybody!'
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama so nasty. . . cows with mad cow disease run from her. .
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Idiot and fool Joke
How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
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Miscellaneous Joke
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks 'This guy is pretty pretentious' and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch. He gives it to the customer who takes a drink, exclaiming, 'This isn't twelve-year-old scotch, this is six-year-old scotch' The barman thinks, hey this guy knows what he's talking about, and the two of them get into a conversation about where the customer is from etc. . At one point an old guy, who was sitting at the other end of the bar comes over with a glass and hands it to the customer. The latter takes a drink, and spits it out. 'This is piss!' he yells. The old guy nods and says, 'Yeah, but how old am I?'
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Bible Joke
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, 'Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what's going on in Rome?''No, ' said Mrs Finkelstein. 'I haven't. What's going on in Rome?''A meeting of high Catholic churchmen has, among other things, decided that the Jews are not responsible for the crucifixion ofJesus. 'Mrs Finkelstein raised her eyebrows. 'Indeed? And who is responsible, then?''I'm not sure, ' said Mrs. Moskowitz. 'I think they suspect the Puerto Ricans. '
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Every thing is on loan from the government until you can't pay your taxes.
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Sporting Joke
Q. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he gets money, a car and 3 credit hours for it
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