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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Farmer Joke
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
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Fun Funny Joke
How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (Scroll Up)(he-he)(woo-hoo!) (yee-haa!)
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Stupid Blonde Joke
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. 'They lie, they cheatand they're just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I'm going to use my vibrator''So, what when the batteries run out?' asked her friend'I'll just fake an orgasm like always. '
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
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Waiter Joke
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller. Waiter: It's just an optical illusion. It's just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
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Science Joke
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across the bar. 'Who is that babe?' one said to the other. 'I'd sure like to get her spread out on my sheets. ' 'No you wouldn't, ' said the other. 'She's hung like a doughnut. '
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At Work Joke
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working. . the one says to the other 'heyhow come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?'pointing to the supervisor. The other says, 'I don't know, go ask him. ' So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says 'Hey, how comewe do all a da work and you get all a da money?' The supervisor says 'Intelligence'. Guido says 'what is this intelligence?' The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says 'Hita myhand as hard as you can!' Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit thesupervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisorpulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisorsays 'That's intelligence'. Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and hisco-worker says 'Hey what did he say?' With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on hisface and says 'hita my hand as hard as you can. . . '
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Law Joke
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
'Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?' asked the doctor.
'Sure; after the police leave,' replied the lawyer.
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