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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Snake Joke
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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Bumper Stickers - 7
To you it's a six-pack; to me it's a support group.
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School Joke
1. Your salary is less than you used to pay for tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. You have to pay your own credit card bill.
5. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
6. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
7. 8:00a. m. is not early.
8. You have to file for your own taxes.
9. Torn jeans and shorts aren't staples in your wardrobe.
10. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
11. You refer to college students as kids.
12. Your parents start making casual remarks about grandchildren
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Kids Puns
Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?A: It's his photo ID. Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?A: Nothing - 'yet'. Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?A: B-52. . . F-16. . . B-1. . . Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?A: Duck. Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?A: The bucket. Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?A: Two days. Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?A: They hate bread. Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?A: The camels can't handle it.
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?
A bud hound !
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Political Joke
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.
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Warped Humor Joke
Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken.
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Letter Joke
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
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