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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Horse Joke
There was a preacher who was trying to sell his horse. A man stopped by to see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of saying, “walk', say, “praise the Lord,” and instead of saying, “whoa,” say, “amen. ” So the man got on the horse and said, “praise the Lord,” and the horse started to walk. The man then said, “praise the Lord,” again and the horse started to trot. He said it a few more times, then the horse started galloping. Suddenly a cliff appeared. The man yelled 'Whoa!'. The horse didn't stop. He tried yelling al sorts of things, and he tried to pull the horse up, but it wouldn't stop. Then suddenly he remembered what to say. The man said, “amen. ” The horse stopped right before they fell off. The man was so releived that he put his hand on his forehead and then said, ”Praise the Lord. ”
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Technology Joke
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.
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Easy to Remember Joke
Q: If you've got a green ball in your left hand, and a green ball in your right hand, what do you have?A: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
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Science Joke
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever. Then, one of them got an idea, saying 'I know, let's play swords!''Play swords?' asked the other. 'How?' 'Simple. Whip it out, smackit till it's hard, and we both whack'em together like swords. 'So they did, and they were running up and down the street, smackingtheir dicks together playing swords. Then, a gay man walked up to them and inquired about their actions. 'We're playing swords!' yelled one of the bums. The gay man wanted to play too. An hour later, the gay man was becomingexhausted. 'I'm tired, ' he said. He bent over saying, 'kill me!, killme!!'
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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Funny Kids Joke
Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with him!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
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Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?
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All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend - 'My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world. It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my best and most trusted friend, I am leaving you the key to her chastity belt to use should I not return from the Crusade. 'The company of knights were only a mile or so out of town when they noticed a cloud of dust approaching. Thinking it might be an important message from the town the column halted. A horseman approached. It was the knight's best friend. He yelss - 'Hey, you gave me the wrong key!!'
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