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Divorce Joke
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer. . .
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Fun Funny Joke
From Late Show with David LettermanTop Ten Signs You've Gone To a Bad Chiropractor10. When you walk, you make a wacky accordion sound. 9. Keeps saying, 'A spine is like a box of chocolates. '8. Repeatly asks, 'You a cop? You sure you ain't a cop?'7. Over and over, you hear crunching sounds followed by 'Uh-oh'. 6. There's a two drink minimum. 5. At end of session, lies down on the table and says, 'My turn!'4. He was nowhere near Woodstock and yet he's covered with mud. 3. Rushes in late to your appointment still wearing his Burger King uniform. 2. Hints that for an extra $'50
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Internet Joke
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P. Cs of eight, P. Cs of eight.
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Money Joke
How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
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Stupid Men
What do you call a man who complains all day, watches sports all night and sleeps away his weekends?
Normal.
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Insect Joke
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !
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Men Joke
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about '10
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Children Joke
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad, ' replied John, 'I've traded the TV in for it. '
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