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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Bumper Stickers - 3
FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
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Dog Joke - 1
Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children.
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Legal Humor
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that hisonly recourse was to appeal his assignment. Thelawyer immediately advised that he intended toappeal, but was then told that he would be waitingat least three years before his appeal could beheard. The lawyer protested that a three-year waitwas unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by the devil, whotold him that he would be able to arrange an appealto be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willingto change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: 'Why canappeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?'The devil answered: 'We have all of the judges. '
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Funniest Joke
A girl goes on a blind date. The blind date hadn't been all that great, and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At her apartment door, her date suddenly said, 'Hey! You wanna see my underwear?'Before she could respond, he had dropped his pants, right there in the hall, revealing that he wasn't wearing any underwear. She glanced down and said, 'Nice design - does it also come in men's sizes?'
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. 'If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it. ' Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the snow plow got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, 'Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart lot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart. . . '
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Funny Joke - 50 best Joke
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, 'What are you doing?!!' The blind man replies, 'Just looking around. '
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Farmer Joke
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
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