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Simple Joke
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate way. Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other and, during the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work. 'I'm an undertaker, ' responded the friend. 'That doesn't sound like you. During college, you were always the one looking for excitement. ''There is plenty of excitement in this racket, ' said his friend. 'Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel room. When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark naked, with a huge erection. I didn't want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat. . . You want to talk about excitement! I WAS IN THE WRONG ROOM!!!'
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Totally Weird Joke
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it. So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget: May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U. . . .
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock Who's there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don't weaken !
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Elephant Joke
Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
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Hit Television Shows in Iraq:'Husseinfeld' 'Mad About Everything' 'U. S. Military Secrets Revealed' 'Suddenly Sanctions' 'Allah McBeal' 'Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest' 'Matima Loves Chachi' 'The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show' 'Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Imperialist Dogs' 'Wheel of Fortune and Terror' 'Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers' 'Achmed's Creek' 'The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right' M*U*S*T*A*S*H 'Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses' 'Two Guys, a Girl, and a Mosque' 'When Kurds Attack' 'Just Shoot Me' 'My Two Baghdads' 'Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things' 'Two Guys, a Girl and a Fatwah' 'Totally Clothed Baywatch'
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep.
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Joke for Kids
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his car?A: He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.
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Book title Joke
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
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